UPDATE (11JUN09): Welcome aboard, Colonel Spikes. For Glory and the Revolution.
Be among the first to pledge your allegiance to the Revolution! Just follow these simple steps.
- Form a fist with your right hand.
- Place it (the fist) over your heart. (Hint: Your heart's on your LEFT side.)
- Speak aloud: "For glory and the Revolution."
- Write me a check for $10,000. Tell all your friends about it.
After you've done this, contact me with the name you want to be displayed here and I'll assign you to one of the Legions. Remember, you are not legal obligated to do anything, and I cannot legally require you to do anything you don't want to... yet.